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Dyed-in-the-Wool Conservative Blames Launderette

CUPAR, FIFE – A dyed-in-the-wool Conservative has blamed her unflinching right-wing views on a local launderette, which she says has been working hardline Toryism into the fabric of her garments for years. The woman in question is Sue Erskine, a schoolteacher and campaigner for the Scottish Conservative Party. Hailing from a family of working-class socialists, Erskine…

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Students Lose Faith in Political Apathy After Democracy Proves Effective

Young people in St Andrews are beginning to lose their faith in political apathy after yet another democratic election proves a success. Students who stayed home in their droves during Campaign Week, bemoaning the inadequacies of Western democracy, are now taking to the streets to extol the virtues of representative government. Many students, completely surprised…

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Association Election Candidates in Sex Party Scandal!

Several high-profile Sabbatical candidates have been identified among those present at a drug-fuelled sex romp hosted by current President Pat Mathewson, The Sinner can reveal. The romp is believed to have taken place last Friday, during Mathewson’s annual Campaign Week potluck dinner. At least four of the guests are currently running for Students’ Association positions,…

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Comment and Criticism – Valentine’s Day is an overt and shameless celebration of true love, let’s make it about consumerist excess again!

  alentine’s Day is fast approaching, and oh, how times change. I remember when the 14th February was a day of unabashed materialism, now lofty, new-fangled notions of ‘love’ and ‘generosity of spirit’ are tarnishing the Feast of St Valentine. It seems as if the true meaning of V Day – reluctantly meeting societal expectations…

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